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The Headline Bank 2017-05-23T14:46:10+00:00

“More Than 100 of The Greatest, Most Money-Making Headlines of All Time.”

  1. The Secret of Make People Like You
  2. A Little Mistake That Cost A Farmer $3,000 A Year
  3. Advice To Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money—By A Wife
  4. How To Get Your Cooking Bragged About
  5. Are You Ever Tongue-Tied At A Party?
  6. How A New Discovery Made A Plain Girl Beautiful
  7. The Most Important Bible News in 340 Years
  8. Free! Our Latest Opinion On Any 3 Of 1,200 Widely Held Stocks
  9. Who Else Wants A Screen Star Figure?
  10. Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
  11. At 60 Miles An Hour The Loudest Noise In This New Rolls-Royce Comes From The Electric Clock
  12. Hands That Look Lovelier In 24 Hours – Or Your Money Back
  13. You Can Laugh At Money Worries – If You Follow This Simple Plan
  14. Why Some People Almost Always Make Money In The Stock Market
  15. When Doctors ‘Feel Rotten’ This Is What They Do
  16. It Seems Incredible That You Can Offer These Signed Original Etchings – For Only $5 Each
  17. Five Familiar Skin Troubles – Which Do You Want To Overcome?
  18. Which if These $2.50 to $5 Best Sellers Do You Want – For Only $1 Each?
  19. Who Ever Heard Of A Woman Losing Weight – And Enjoying Delicious Meals At The Same Time?
  20. How I Improved My Memory In One Evening
  21. Discover the Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Salary
  22. Doctors Prove Two Out Of Three Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin In 14 Days
  23. How I Made A Fortune With A ‘Fool Idea’
  24. How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying: ‘No, I Haven’t Read It: I’ve Been Meaning To!’
  25. Thousands Have This Priceless Gift – But Never Discover It!
  26. Whose Fault Is It When Children Disobey?
  27. How A ‘Fool Stunt’ Made Me A Star Salesman
  28. Do You Have These Symptoms Of Nerve Exhaustion?
  29. A Challenge To Women Who Would Never Dream Of Serving Margarine
  30. Do You Have A ‘Worry’ Stock?
  31. How a New Kind Of Clay Improved My Complexion In 30 Minutes
  32. 161 New Ways To A Man’s Heart – In This Fascinating Book For Cooks
  33. Profits That Lie Hidden In Your Farm
  34. Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?
  35. Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo!
  36. Do You DO Any Of These Ten Embarrassing Things?
  37. Six Types Of Investors – Which Group Are You In?
  38. How To Take Out Stains… Use (Product Name) And Follow These Easy Directions
  39. Today… Add $10,000 To Your Estate – ForThe Price Of A New Hat
  40. Does Your Child Ever Embarrass You?
  41. The Biggest Problems You’ll Have With Most Plumbers… And How Mr. Burrows Overcomes Them All
  42. How To Give Your Children Extra Iron – These Three Delicious Ways
  43. To People Who Want To Write – But Can’t Get Started
  44. Revolutionary New Kind Of Drain Opener Invented; Unclogs Drains In 1 Second
  45. Our Employee Screening Test Is So Stringent That 71% Of Applicants Flunk The First Time. And 54% Never Pass. (Guess Who You’re Hiring When You Hire Temps From Our Competitors.)
  46. Percentage Of CNE Candidates Who Certify Before The End Of The Program – Us: 96% Them: 21% (We’re A Little Bit Higher.)
  47. They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano – But When I Started To Play!
  48. Is Dry Skin Making You Look Older Than You Should? Touch These 5 Spots And Find Out
  49. Free To High School Teachers — $6 To Others
  50. Who Else Wants Lighter Cake – In Half The Mixing Time?
  51. Companies Who Only Want Their Ruggedized Computer To Last 5 To 8 Months Should Buy Cheap, Low-End Systems. The Other 99% May Want To Consider Investing A Little Extra Money In DCI’s Pro Server.
  52. Pierced By 301 Nails… Retains Full Air Pressure
  53. No More Back-Breaking Garden Chores For Me – Yet Ours Is Now The Show Place Of The Neighborhood
  54. Do You Really Want The Lowest Bidding Temp Agency To Provide Employees For Your Million Dollar Project?
  55. How Much Is ‘Worker Tension’ Costing Your Company?
  56. To Men Who Want To Quit Work Someday
  57. 1,172 Credit Union Specific Forms In Stock ALL The Time. Other Companies, Unexplainably, Have Zero.
  58. Buy No Desk – Until You’ve Seen This Sensation Of The Business Show
  59. Crummy CD’s:$8.95. CD’s You Actually Want: $9.95. If You Like This Pricing Schedule, We Invite You To Shop Across The Street At CD Warehouse.
  60. ‘I Lost my Bulges… And Saved Money Too’
  61. Why (Brand Name) Bulbs Give More Light This Year
  62. Right And Wrong Farming Methods – And Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits
  63. New Cake-Improver Gets You Compliments Galore!
  64. Imagine Me… Holding An Audience Spellbound For 30 Minutes!
  65. How To Do Your Christmas Shopping In 5 Minutes
  66. Protect Yourself From Being BURNED By IT Candidates Who Over-Represent Their Skill Level.
  67. Now Any Auto Repair Job Can Be ‘Duck Soup’ For You
  68. Can You Spot These 7 Common Decorating Sins?
  69. It’s A Shame For You Not To Make Good Money – When These Men Do It So Easily
  70. You Never Saw Such Letters As Harry And I Got About Our Pears
  71. Thousands Now Play Who Never Thought They Could
  72. Great New Discovery Kills Kitchen Odors Quick! – Makes Indoor Air ‘Country-Fresh’
  73. Make This 1 Minute Test – Of An Amazing New Kind Of Shaving Cream
  74. How A Strange Accident Saved Me From Baldness
  75. Men Who ‘Know It All’ Are Not Invited To Read This Page
  76. For The Women Who Is Older Than She Looks
  77. Pop Quiz: Is It Worth An Extra $315 a Month To Put You Out Of Town Executives In A Fully Furnished, Well-Equipped 1,250 Square Foot Apartment Instead Of A Stripped Down 230 Square Foot Sardine Can Of A Hotel Room?
  78. Check The Kind Of Body You Want
  79. Play Guitar In 7 Days Or Your Money Back
  80. Here’s A Quick Way To Break Up A Cold
  81. Nobody Should Be Allowed To Have Anything To Do With Advertising Until They’ve Read This Book At Least 7 Times
  82. Last Saturday We Were Robbed. Where The Hell Were The Police?
  83. If You Were Given $200,000 To Spend, Isn’t This The Kind Of (type of product) You Would Build?
  84. Last Friday… Was I Scared! My Boss Almost Fired Me!
  85. 76 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A Few Months Ago
  86. After A Back Injury At Your Company, If You Take The Wrong Action In The First 45 Minutes You Could Have Dramatically Higher Costs, Significantly Longer Recover Times, and Frustrations You Wouldn’t Believe.
  87. Don’t Let Athlete’s Foot ‘Lay You Up’
  88. Are They Be Promoted Right Over Your Head?
  89. This Horse Paid My Daughter’s Way Through College
  90. A Wonderful Two Years’ Trip At Full Pay—But Only Men With Imagination Can Take It
  91. What Everybody Ought To Know About This Stock And Bond Business
  92. Money-Saving Bargains From America’s Oldest Diamond Discount House
  93. Former Barber Earns $8,000 In Four Months As Real Estate Specialist
  94. Free Book – Tells You Twelve Secrets Of Better Lawn Care
  95. Greatest Gold-Mine of Easy ‘Things To Make’ Ever Crammed Into One Book
  96. How To Get Your Children Stuck Into A Book Instead Of Glued To The Television
  97. Now! Own Florida Land This Easy Way… $10 Down And $10 A Month
  98. Take Any Three Of These Kitchen Appliances – For Only $8.95 (Values Up To $15.45)
  99. A Hog Can Cross The Country Without Changing Trains – But You Can’t!
  100. One Place Setting Free For Every Three You Buy!
  101. The Common Meat Than Can Kill You If You Cook It In A Microwave
  102. The 10 Habits That Keep People Poor And The 12 That Can Make You Rich
  103. The #1 Most Common Goof In Buying A House
  104. How To Avoid A Speeding Ticket Without Slowing Down
  105. Own A Gold MasterCard? A Premier Visa? Not After You Read This, You Won’t!
  106. The Best Color To Paint Your House For Faster Sale
  107. If Your Pharmacist Goofs, You Could Be Dead. How To Protect Yourself – Takes Just 3 Seconds
  108. 7 Fast ways To Stop A Headache… Without Drugs
  109. The Only Honest Profession That Pays $50,000 to $100,000 To 3 Star Klutzes Who Can’t Sell And Won’t Wear A Suit
  110. Major Diet Plans: Which Ones Actually Work… And Which Ones Are Guaranteed To Torture You, Cost A Fortune, And Leave You Fatter
  111. The Average Hospital Bill Has $600 In Phony Charges. Take These 10 Defensive Measures, And You’ll Save More Than $600
  112. How $25 A Month Could Save You Nearly $60,000 On Your Home
  113. Save $115,000 On An Average Mortgage By Borrowing More Money…At A Higher Interest Rate

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